Wednesday, April 18, 2012

tenth post.

A while back someone said, "Hay, Mike..." and I said, "Wut?" They replied, "Would you decorate this pastry cover to promote our apple fritters?"
I said, "Sure."

This was the result.

It's nothing fancy, really... and there isn't any coffee in being consumed- only souls.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

ninth post.

You losers remember Street Sharks? It was that terrible abomination of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ripoff with roller hockey players turning into adolescent shark-people?

Well, this is one that didn't make the cut. He was too busy getting high.

Originally for Nicky Boy @ ROBOTIC ARMS PRESS.

Just replace the bong with a coffee mug and... 


You go from grotesque blasphemous stoner to Blake Sharkman, ambitious young go-getter... with filthy morning breath.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

eighth post.

Holy Guacamole! Guest artist Nick Francel just provided me with yet another monster drinking coffee! We decided to trade projects for a day... or a couple days. I drew some crazy ass flamingos and he proveded me with this beast. And, I must say- he outdid me.

You should totally check out his site- ROBOTIC ARMS PRESS.


Thanks Nick! 

seventh post.

Foldgers Instant Crystals are always bad luck. 
No matter how awesome you are. 
The mug is based on my own. 
I got in in NYC.

You know why he/she is wearing high heels, right?

Monday, July 18, 2011

sixth post.

Ok, this is obviously not mine. I've been busy. This is a still from my all time favorite animated movies- Daffy Duck's Quackbusters. 
I trust the Mummy has a little Irish in his coffee. 

I'll get back to this stuff later. 

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

fifth post.

Wow! It's been a while, huh?   
Talk about a bad start to your day. 
His eggs were supposed to be scrambled, 
as if this wasn't bad enough.

And, yes, I wrote "hands" where his hands should be.

Sue me. 

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

fourth post.

Ugh! You know what? Ever since Cthulhu got his new American Apparel weekend bag, he's been such a dick. Whatever though, he still has a flip phone.

Like, who still uses a flip phone?