ninth post.

You losers remember Street Sharks? It was that terrible abomination of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ripoff with roller hockey players turning into adolescent shark-people?

Well, this is one that didn't make the cut. He was too busy getting high.

Originally for Nicky Boy @ ROBOTIC ARMS PRESS.

Just replace the bong with a coffee mug and... 

TA DA! 

You go from grotesque blasphemous stoner to Blake Sharkman, ambitious young go-getter... with filthy morning breath.